The Armed Republic of Myoi Mina is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its burgeoning cow population. The hard-working population of 1.945 billion Myoi Minans are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The relatively small, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.4%.

The very strong Myoi Minan economy, worth 114 trillion lire a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. Average income is 59,082 lire, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 180,484 per year while the poor average 14,991, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Myoi Mina's national animal is the cow.

Myoi Mina is ranked 198,764^th in the world and 7,827^th in Lazarus for Safest, scoring 41.96 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.